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If I ever write a novel…

I'm going to give all of my fictional characters color names. There'll be Bruno Weiss, Blanche Green, Lal Schwartz, Ruby Gray, Goldie Huong, Zeleny Lloyd, Don Conroy and Kerwin Porfiro. (On the other hand, this looks like the names of the people who are sending me all the spam.)

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